'They were immediately let go': 30+ Stories of people who got fired on their first day

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    Nature - "An hour later, he gets caught hiding under his desk vaping and is promptly fired."
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    Human body - Posted by u/Business_Reporter420 What's the fastest way you've ever seen a new coworker get fired?
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    Font - misoranomegami 6 hours. Call center job. She showed up to orientation on day 1 about an hour late. Hey stuff happens. Then we go on a 15 min break. She goes out to take a phone call, comes back in after about 45 min. We go to lunch, it's 30 minutes. She comes back over an hour later. We go on afternoon break, when the 15 min break is up, one of the trainers gets up and steps out in the hall and closes the door behind him. We hear her arrive and argue with him about 20 minutes after that.
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    Font - zamfire I was one hour late to the first day at a job once, I was given the street address, but not the city. I showed up to a non-existent address in Manhattan NY, not realizing it was in Brooklyn. They understood, and I actually went on to become a crew leader later on. 993 ↓ Reply Share
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    Font - _Nolofinwe_ Worked for startups the past couple of years before I recently took a new gig but we had to hire about 100 people in the span of 2 weeks which I told my boss was a bad idea but the CEO insisted Hired a young lady, she had a spotty resume but was very cheerful and friendly in the interview and my boss's instructions were if they are nice and friendly "pass them on to me" we oversaw the customer service relations for this company On her first day she came in 15 minutes late, got
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    Font - DO exitzero First day, her grandmother died. Understandable. Second day, her car broke down. Bad luck. Third day she had no electricity and couldn't blow dry her hair. She was told not to bother coming in at all. 2.6k ↓ Steinmetal4 Reply Share ●●● There are a lot of these people. What do they think is going to happen, like they'll come in to work eventually, everyone will understand, and they'll be a great employee... tomorrow though. Today they're hungover. I fired a girl like this... sh
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    Font - Plantayne In high school I worked at a clothing store as a cashier. Guy next to me has his sister come through with a huge pile of merchandise. He scans one item that was on clearance for like $2 over and over again for everything she had, which was likely hundreds of dollars. Didn't realize the manager was standing right behind him. "Go clock out and give me your name tag, you're gone." He didn't argue or anything, just put his head down and walked off. The manager jumps on the register
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    Font - jpiro A guy at my work was caught playing World of Warcraft for hours each day. Boss called him in and told him that was wholly unacceptable and he had to stop immediately or he'd be canned. Less than an hour later, IT calls the same boss and says the guy is back in his office playing again. He was let go that day. 11.7k d00deitstyler Reply Share WoW is an addiction. I have many a friends who sunk years into that game. 5.7k ↓ Reply Share ...
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    Font - talontd92tsi Day 1, delivering pizzas. I was the trainer. Dude wasn't familiar with the town at all (this was before GPS was a thing). Second delivery, he gets in the car, and proceeds to floor it in the parking lot, showing off all 80 horsepower for the 30 feet before slamming on the brakes to turn onto the main street, nearly hitting a customer and her young child. I say whoah, slow down in the Parking lot, you almost hit that kid. "FO em" was his response. That was his last delivery, l
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    Font - mrmastomas He didn't get fired, he quit. But this dude was a first day hire as a bagger at a grocery store. Some dude blew up the entire bathroom with diea. Walls, doors, sink, mirror, everywhere. They asked new dude to go clean it. He clocked out and never came back. He's a hero. 2.4k ↓↓ Reply Share
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    Font - 50EffingCabbages I used to work night audit/front desk at a motel adjacent to major highways. It was a super chill job, I loved my boss, and it was cool by me. But God, trying to hire and train someone to take over my hours - once for maternity leave, and then when I was moving away - was a nightmare. One lady claimed to be computer literate, and then tried to use the mouse to physically touch the correct spot on the monitor when I asked her to click on a field. Another got extremely conf
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    Font - Before I moved, I gave my boss a 2- month notice, because I knew hiring and training was gonna be a nightmare. About a week before my final shift, we finally got someone in place. She was more than a bit strange and could certainly have used a spot of mental health care, but hey, I can't throw stones. She showed up, grasped the basics of the job, etc. About a week after I left, I learned that she had quit because she didn't realize that night audit was a purely overnight job. Idk. ✩ 4.3k
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    Font - BeerPoweredNonsense How about getting fired before you start working? Our boss hired a new person - as a contractor, and he was available to work immediately, so he was scheduled to start work the day after his interview. Next morning my boss turns up, very annoyed, and shows me his phone. The new hire had sent several rambling and confused SMSes that could be summarised as "had a few drinks last night, won't be able to come into work today, you know how it is". My boss told him the contr
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    Font - Mr_Itch Worked in a sales call center about 10 years ago, real braindead work. New guy starts on a Monday morning, after he gets trained up on the basics (which takes about an hour), he gets assigned a desk and sets off to work. 30 minutes later, it looks like little puffs of steam are rising up from his computer monitor. Turns out he was vaping on one of those disposable ecigarettes, the kind that sort of tried to look like real cigarettes. He gets told by the boss that we can't vape ind
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    Font - Queasy_Box_3869 When I was in college working at Walmart (cashier), I trained a girl on the register one evening. Maybe a week later, she comes through my lane buying groceries. I ask her how she's been, since I haven't seen her since the day after I trained her, and she tells me, unprompted, she's waiting on her court date. One of her friends went through her checkout lane, but she only actually scanned about a third of the items. About $1,500 of merchandise went out the door free of cha
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    Font - AlternativeFilm8886 I was working as a stable boy, and I was showing the new girl around the stables. As I introduced her to the horses, she was very apprehensive to come near them, refusing to even step into the stall (she signed on to help care for the horses.) Later that day, she admitted that the horses terrified her, so the boss let her go. ↑ 3.6k Reply Share
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    Font - CruelHand Luke_ A coworker sent an email to a female team member that he had a dream the night before that they had gotten married and he "impregnated her". She sat across from me and I literally saw her face as she read the email. A strange look came across her face, then she walked into the managers office. She left the office and he got called in and less than a minute later was packing his things. I believe from start to finish it took less than 5 minutes for him to send the email and
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    Font - Aetheldrake Day 1 shot up right outside the building. Clocked in, went to work, was found an hour later slumped over a table slowly munching on stolen muffins like an elderly dog Clarification. Shot up, as in they injected drugs with a needle. 6.3k Reply Share otownbbw This is the best description ever ↑ 1.4k ↓ Reply Share
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    Font - Generico300 New guy came in to work hammered out of his mind and started trying to operate a forklift right in front of the regional safety manager. A lot of forklift certified and "right in front of my osha handbook" memes were shared that day. ↑ 16.2k ↓ 7:13 Reply Share ... Vesalii We had a forklift driver at my first job who got a remark from the safety manager when passing him in his forklift. Dude got so pissed he tried to run the safety manager over. 5.7k ↓ Reply Share ...
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    Font - Phrobowroe Worked 2nd shift at a factory. Late in the evening, we would prop open the doors along the side street to try to catch a breeze in the summertime. One night, this drunk guy stumbles in through the side door and just start striking up conversations with everyone like he owns the place. I run over and try to tell him that he can't be in there, and he starts telling me he's supposed to start work that night. We kind of argue for about 5 or 10 minutes about the fact that I didn't h
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    Font - tucakeane He helped the shift leader, a friend of his, steal the ATM from the lobby. He used his own pickup truck. 1.8k Reply Share
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    Font - or ginger_whiskers. New guy offered to pull a semi trailer to a dock for unloading. Said he did it in the Army all the time. I told him, nah, you gotta get tested out by the safety guy first, someone else will handle it. 5 minutes later, I see him pulling the trailer around anyway. OK, I gotta go tell this dude he's fired 2 hours in. Before I could advise him of his updated employment status, the damn trailer came loose of the tractor. Slid right off the back. He did know how to drive a s
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    Font - Renmauzuo I work in software engineering and a couple of times I've seen people let go after like two weeks because they just couldn't do the job at a all. Not me personally, but a former coworker told me about an incident at a prior job where the person who showed up to work was not the same person they interviewed. Obviously they were immediately let go. ✩ 4.6k Reply Share
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    Font - Desperate-Drink-6763 Came 2 hours late, didn't do any actual work and then asked how long he has to keep doing tasks 'below his qualifications'. 3.6k Reply Share Mend35 Luckily for him, not very long I presume. 1.5k ↓↓ Reply Share
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    Font - SecretTunnelFilms Showed up and just instantly dropped her entire life story on the boss, preventing them from doing work and not doing any work her whole first shift. Boss gave her another chance and the next day she just sat in the back in tears over a text she got for the whole day. ↑ 6.0k ↓ DrSmurfalicious Reply Share a text she got the whole day. Damn that must have been a long ass text. 3.0k Reply Share
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    Font - Lint_Brush New IT guy asked me (accountant) if he could use my company card to process payments. I asked what payments does a freshly hired IT guy have that accounting/purchasing cant take care of? His excuse was that the president emailed him personally asking for him to pay some invoices via some links he sent. Yup, IT guy fell for a phishing scam. Gone the following day. It was in that moment my company learned never have the director of finance oversee and hire for an IT related role.
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    Font - ferddo We hired a new guy locally to help us do an audio/video system installation on a Navy base. We were a government contractor located near DC, and this installation was near New Orleans, so hiring some locals was commonplace for us. The equipment had been delivered to a Navy warehouse downtown. All of it on pallets. We needed to break up the pallets and load everything into a couple of vans that we'd rented, so we could take it to the job site. Because it was the Navy's warehouse, pr
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    Font - saltnotsugar We hired a woman who turned out to be pretty abrasive. How she got hired, I have no idea. Our secretary was the sweetest lady in the office and never complained until this new hire talked with her for a few minutes. Right after talking to this horrible person she approached the boss and said she would walk off the job if this new worker stayed on with us. By lunch half the office was ready to walk off the job because of this abrasive person. She just had an utterly horrible w
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    Font - TuPacSchwartz411 Got a speeding ticket, 20+ mph over, in the company car picking up lunch for the staff. Day 1. 4.5k Reply Share
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    Font - lazynlovinit I know someone who was hired as a manager of some retail store Being the manager he thought he could show up whenever he damned well pleased on his fist day sine he's the boss He showed up around noon and found the store closed. Turns out as the boss only he had the keys so the staff couldn't open the store Big boss man didn't have to worry about opening the store the next day. He no longer had a job ↑ 7.1k ↓ Reply Share
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    Font - Sunless_Tatooine Pizza delivery gig: New guy on his first shift. Claims he's got previous experience, so doesn't need training. Clocks-in. Grabs a few pizza orders ready for delivery. Leaves with his car to deliver. An hour later, the calls start coming-in about the status of their order. They haven't been delivered. The guy just grabbed himself a bunch of free pizzas and left!!! I secretly admired him! 6.5k Reply Share ●●●
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    Font - bottletee0 Hopped on the forklift with no one else around. "Been doing this for years," he'd told us. Lift started leaking hydraulic fluid. Dude just goes about his business unloading a truck, handling orders and so on. Told no one. Sprayed that oily mess all over the entire warehouse until there was none left, went to lunch. There was literally a lake of it. Had to shut down the warehouse for a week to clean it up. Tens if not hundreds of thousands in damaged product and late/cancelled o
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    Font - ZCM1084 . New guy was a sr research scientist and that position was filled after having difficulty finding the right guy. Usually our company offers 5K for moving expenses. For him, he was moving from North Carolina, he was offered 10K. When he started his first week, he gave a 10K receipt from a moving company. Our financial and accounting team looked at this single 10K receipt and called the moving company asking them why they charged 10K to move a couple of couches and TV. They got flu

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